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A quick funny

I passed this joke along forever ago and had to go hunt it down to post it here! Totally made me laugh and still does. 🙂

The Washcloth

This has to be read, laughed at and passed on. There is not a woman alive
today who won’t crack up over this! I was due for an appointment with the
gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from
the doctor’s office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning
at
9:30 am.

I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already
around 8:45 am.

The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn’t have any time to
spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene
when making such visits, but this time I wasn’t going to be able to make the
full effort.

So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was
sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make
sure I was at least presentable.

I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in
the car and raced to my appointment.

I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.

Knowing the procedure, as I’m sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked
over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some
other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor
said, ‘My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven’t we?’

I didn’t respond.After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went
home.The rest of the day was normal . Some shopping, cleaning, cooking.
After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from
the bathroom, ‘Mommy, where’s my washcloth?’

I told her to get another one from the cupboard.

She replied, ‘No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my
glitter and sparkles saved inside it.’

NEVER going back to that doctor ever!!

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One Response

  1. OMG girl – that is the funniest thing I have read in a long time, thanks for the giggle XXX

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